“I stopped watching Fast & Furious movies after Fast Five...I was prepared to ignore F9"

And those three people are most likely here posting in the comments.

I’d have been tempted to sell half my fleet to buy this thing.

Why keep the rear windows and door frames?  It seems like you could load larger things by removing that stuff.  

I had to wait for the last comment to find my first question. Dear God, it’s gotta be loud in that car.

How’d he go 27 hours without playing Lacrosse? 

You're welcome.

A man by the name of George Arison came up with the first taxi hailing app in 2008. He actually put forward the idea that you suggested, but was vetoed by his business associates. He then went on to focus his attention and energy on starting up a different online enterprise called Shift. Uber used his app as a…

Are you suggesting that they are a company so profoundly poorly run they’ve managed to turn a license to print money into a big incinerator for it?

That’s not disruptive enough, apparently. 

First ever COTD, thank you!

Great article Jason, at least what I could read of it

If this article was supposed to be humorous or serious, I can't tell. But it's neither

I don’t care if they recline back to the point where they are curled up in my lap. Just don’t do disgusting shit like take off your shoes, change baby diapers in the main cabin (on the tray, no less!), or clip nails.

no booze is fine, you are right. What is not fine is making people wear heels and then pay for booze. That is rude

What’s important to me is being able to open an article in Jalopnik without a video autoplaying.

The BMW version will be called the Stealth.

Auto-play video, really?

Everyone: shaft driven is more reliable and less maintenance