Yeah it’s a shortcut to how you like the car.

This is actually pretty cool. My parents always have various “performance” cars but yet they drive slow as Christmas. Whenever I get into their cars, I change every setting to MaXiMuM aTtAcK setting (stiffest suspension, most responsive throttle etc). In their S7 it took a few minutes to change over settings.....…

“Yowza!”

Please. As if you’d spent the money on airfare to get a rust-free Jeep.

If I remember correctly, my mom tried to teach me how to drive for the first time in her NA Miata in a parking lot, long before I had a learner’s permit. She wanted me to learn on a stick first, but we skipped the whole “logical” approach to it (pay attention to the revs to know when to shift, feel the pedals when…

3k is grom money... i’d much much rather a grom than one of these

I am not sure if you are being sarcastic or if I should go and get my pitchfork??? Either way, the below is for anyone that hasn’t heard the truth by now...

““Click,” the key turned to the accessory position. “Click,” it spun easily into the on position. Then, as I went to turn it to the start position—a motion that requires a bit more wrist strength due to the spring that pushes the key back to the on position when you let off—I heard another “click.” The motion required…

1) to make dumb people feel safe

I chose my words deliberately sir

All we had left one day was Southern Comfort and Mountain Dew. “A bit sweet, perhaps”, I thought as it went down. “Way too sweet”, I moaned as it came back up.

Mimosas are always a nice and classy way to start the day, fireball and coke to get the party started, and hard cider if I'm looking for a sippin' drink.

I put it on in HS because you know HS and thought it was cool. And it has been cracking and peeling and was thinking of taking it off.

I shouldn’t laugh, but you made me laugh. Damn you.

Hahaha, i do exist Jason and i am one of Jalopnik’s biggest Kurdish fans. Hope everyone enjoyed the video.

Where’s the option to get rid of the rear doors?

My German is rusty.

As are most of my other things. 

David, DAVID! Holy SHIT, man! You are BARBECUING the battery in that Jeep.

Here you go, David.  Problem solved.

Yeah but when can I get a two door? :(