Should have had the box release a cloud of 3M 77 Spray Adhesive just before releasing the glitter. 

I shouldn’t laugh, but you made me laugh. Damn you.

Or, or, maybe he could make THEM change the name of the movie, because it is infringing on the title of his upcoming B-movie: “Avenger Send Game”.

Is it a breach of copyright? I thought he bought the domain name before the title was announced, and if we’re just talking about using the Avengers name I know a couple people who might disagree.

Hahaha, i do exist Jason and i am one of Jalopnik’s biggest Kurdish fans. Hope everyone enjoyed the video.

Where’s the option to get rid of the rear doors?

My German is rusty.

As are most of my other things. 

David, DAVID! Holy SHIT, man! You are BARBECUING the battery in that Jeep.

Here you go, David.  Problem solved.

Why aren’t we talking about the real crime. The lack of new movies being added by all these streaming services. Everyone wanted to cut the cord, well, this is just the end game, everyone will want their own streaming service and the costs will exceed the original monopoly cost of cable itself and the ISP’s will just…

Yeah but when can I get a two door? :(

Proprietary head unit? Helluva way to talk about the missus, dude...

JD Powa!

I’m sorry, we can’t hear you over ALL THE FUN WE HAD :)

I visited Melbourne and Sydney for work a couple of years ago, and was astonished at how conservative the country is and how many rules there are!

As south Park calls, PC babies

Can we please stop adding gate to things. Watergate was the name of the hotel, not Nixon having an issue with water lol

OEM New Car Smell.

A hardhat, ladder, a bundle of firewood, and a big ol’ wooden mallet. That must be an interesting job site.