Let’s talk in five years, Beaver Jr.

We shall see. The only major hurdle to overcome in the creation of such list is my overwhelming sense of laziness.

Third Jeep, second JK. Almost zero defects.

I have put nearly 240K miles on 2. One 2007 and later a 2012. They have never had even the smallest repair. By far the most reliable vehicles i have ever had. And i have had a lot.

Agreed. Had a YJ that I beat the piss out of and not one problem until I rolled it on the highway.My ‘12 JK 2 dr has had ZERO problems since new, but the wife’s ‘14 Tacoma had to have the rear end replaced under warranty because of a problem from the factory. Both just anomalies I guess. Because Jeep<anything.

They don’t show him taking it, but yeah I thought it was pretty obvious he takes the Tesseract. And this confirms it.

I volunteer as tribute to do reviews on io9 for Agents of SHIELD.

Looks like a 2007-2011 Camry to me. The rear lights match up, and you can see the chrome Toyota logo above the rear license plate. They are also available with the chrome strip along the bottom of the side windows.

How rusty?

Either that or it’d cause them to mass multiply. Who the heck knows what cultural reference those things run on.

I’m guessing something like this:

Congratulations, Mr. wordtothis, on COTD! I would like to gift you with a Lexus which this lovely lady will deliver as soon as .....................................(you know the grill drill).

Hey if this results in their fanbase actually practicing personal hygiene, then we all win.

The fiancé is on a “Let’s buy a cheap turbo kit and slap it on a cheap Miata” kick right now

Oh crap.

Congratulations, Mr. Ford 999, on COTD! I would like to gift you with a Jeep Wrangler which this lovely lady will deliver when she is finishes washing it.

He’s talking about period-correct accessories and new-old-stock parts to replace the lightly scratched ones - I don’t think you have to worry.

I dropped my first bike so many times and it got knocked over by cars so many times, I would never recommend a first time rider buy a new bike. You don’t want to learn how to protect your bike on a fancy new ride.