Congratulations, Mr. madtube, on COTD! I would like to gift you with a Challenger which this lovely lady will deliver after she feeds and bathes it in the bright light.

Any bigger and Matthew McConaughey is going to need a CDL

Is one of his neighbors Ralph Nader?

Congratulations, Mr. RubYaVWYa, on COTD! I would like to gift you with this lovely lady’s highway sign. She’ll deliver it as soon as somebody picks her up and takes her to a food exit.

Unfortunately, his collection of Jar Jar Binks figures remained untouched.

Congratulations, Mrrrrr. Mehhhhh, on COTD! I would like to award you with a BMW which this lovely lady will deliver as soon as she can find your shack.

Call me crazy, but I kinda wish more CEOs would just give it to me straight like that.

The project ends when you realize what you really wanted to improve was yourself. Or there is a baby on they way and you have a shitty job.

Do you see now? Do you see the light?

I mean, it was the engineers driving it, so they kinda did build it themselves.

Technically, the longest was from Lexington to Bowling Green, KY (167 miles) for my VehiCross in 2015. However, the more interesting trip was from Newark, DE to Edison, NJ (105 miles) for my 240SX. I went to see it on an impulse and ended up driving through an absolute monsoon on the Turnpike. You couldn’t see more…

Boy would it be nice if we civilian off-road enthusiasts had access to such machinery—it would make our mud-pit extraction operations a heck of a lot more interesting.

and the toy tie in Avengers THE FLAMETHROWER (this ones hit with the kids)

The powerful want us to be eco friendly, so they don’t have to.

Is there any other way to do it?