There was a Jetway parked near a ski hill for several years,  a hotel owner wanted to turn it into a shuttle to the mountain but never did. RIP Judsons 

I saw a guy vaping huge clouds in an airport, security swarmed him soon after. 

Should have aired down. 

“This is just a piece of paper that says you can do what you want”

OK build a killdozer then. 

should just pave the whole lot and say its the driveway. 

at their release I did like the 4 exhaust tips. 

I’d more likely have a place like Johnny Blaze had in Ghost rider. Accessible only by freight elevator, plenty of room to work on bikes.

“all it needs is _______”

I guess Toyota should stick to boring sedans. 

Click and Clack had tried to run a do it yourself auto repair place in Boston but people kept stealing the tools. 

It irks me that there are people in the Venn diagram that are this dumb and this well off. 

There was one near me with the vanity plate mean318

And white tank tops. 

turn of the century Jeep Grand Cherokee with the V8 had the BEST front seats!

RZA from Wu Tang wrote a new ice cream song jingle to replace the racist ones.

Sky net planned for this, Walmart will make the drones bulletproof and bingo bango that tech will be on the reapers. 

I bet it’s the only one made in that color combination for that year with an even numbered VIN. 

Uhaul expects you to babysit their truck when it breaks down? I’d be outa there. 

That’s a scooter not a moped.