I really wanted one when it came out but I didn’t make enough. Now I make more, but they cost more. 

I always thought the matrix and the Terminator could share a universe... 

I’ve had to drain and refill my samurai’s gas tank twice in the last 5 years from sitting. :( 

they aint gonna tow my boat! 

Nice, I see what you did there. 

F1, drifting, monster truck freestyle

all cars should have recovery points. 

So was my FCA low Sulphur Surcharge

We were in DARE class in the 1990's talking about that and I mentioned that is what killed Steve Olin, the cop teacher didn’t laugh. 

Maybe their friends jumped off the bridge?

How did the explanation of mask wearing get so screwed up? I wear this for your protection, just say thank you!

1) when do they cook the crab meat?

Show me the car fox

no-knock warrant?

Sure you need insurance to get a plate but it is possible to have your policy cancel, while your plate is void it doesn’t make your car disappear. Your insurance isn’t going to pay to tow a car with no coverage on it.

Who wants to see the wing? I want to try and see my house when we go over it. 

Can we talk about the fact that the Silverado’s base engine is just called the turbomax(r)? Not even on the window sticker does it list displacement or cylinders. Who are they fooling? I almost went inside to ask them to start it. It’s sad you can’t get a regular cab short bed truck with a real engine. 

That’s bigger than my house payment. 

What if they crossed this with the gladiator rubicon for undercover forestry service vehicles.