“Even more rare in that color” - some knob at a car show, probably. 

“What’s up folks, camera guy here..............................

He’s 59?????????????????????????????????????? I thought he was 70!

I fail trying to buy Ferrari all the time :(

I think Top Gear gonna sue somebody

I like the back seat phone cradle

I bought a jump pack for my car, can I take it on an airplane?

ewwwwwwwwwwwwww, I hate it. Looks like a tesla 3

screens are getting bigger and they let you know it when you buy the base model and it has a tiny screen with a huge bezel.

Didn’t Uber invent a pretty awesome piece of software that lets people hire a cab and see how much it was going to cost and exactly when the driver would arrive? Couldn’t they license it out to all of the worlds taxi companies and make a killing?

The sun never sets on a badass 

10. Are you cousins with the people who clap when landing, and how shitty is the potato salad at your triflin’ family reunions?

Is this just being released a week at a time?

That’s another reason I hated living in Mass, those G D landscaping trailers parked in the road.

R/C cars, most of my friends that were serious about them were also serious about NASCAR.

It would be more mysterious if you discovered the Discovery in your back yard rather than parking it there.

The zombie wants brains but realizes Homer doesn’t have any.

It needs a 2JZ NO SHIT

yelling “STOP!” has broken up zero* fights in the history of ever.