Buy it back from the scrap yard!

This worked out well for him, he was going to have to trade it in for a minivan or cross over anyway...

I’m here for the canoes!

I want the poster

Yes, however, there are always new “gotchas” that you will learn about and pass on to us. Also “Here’s what’s wrong” articles are my favorite. 

Almost had ME? You never had me, you never had your track! 

Also, don’t crash, I had a good little Tacoma when I started my first career jerb, totaled it and had to buy another one. If I had been able to keep the old one a few more years I could have jumped on a 2007 JKU. Instead I didn’t get one till 2010.

I can’t find the time to swap a power steering pump, and this guy has time for this. Life isn’t fair. 

Mountain Berry Punch was the truth.

This wasn’t a poster car of mine, because I never bought a poster, but I did have the RC car version. Original 1994 HPI RS4. The car is gone, but I still have the body.

The eternal Elizabeth Hurley drove a diablo in her turn as Satan in Bedazzled.

I’m the guy trying to fix the toe-out on the front end but have no idea what I’m doing. 

Didn’t you JUST say you don’t like it when mud runners cut the fenders off their classic 4x4s?

swamp gas

Me: “Can I buy a domestic turbo rwd car”

Maybe Vader some day later, now he’s just a small boy...”

ST RS ES stresses me out 

no snake draft? crap

So now guests will just twist it off?

Clearly a prototype for the JL replacement