13 speeds is fine but only in a manual...

So much time and effort into making that Mira for it to only run a 19, woof!

I liked “zipped his foreskin in his adult sized Captain America Footy pajamas.”

That Golden Eagle is so cool, I never knew they existed; now I don’t know if I can exist without one.

Google failed me, asked the weight of a litre and it gave me the weight of a gallon

There is no way an F1 car has 840 pounds of fuel in it at one time.

The Memo app on samsung phones has the option to insert tasks. (hitting task just adds a check box) the best part, when you complete the task, check the box and it crosses out that line.

Did anyone notice the snowboard teams space suits?

The “fine print” jumped right out at me during the commercial.

Did Elizabeth Warren actually get anything done when she scolded them? Why does Equifax get to have my information?

so this satellite can send a picture 2.75 billion miles away but I can’t get the local stations on my rabbit ears.

Did anyone ever watch the reality show about a parts store in New York city? Hard Parts

It’s not the end of the world to double check the part #, I looked it up online one time and when I got there I had screwed it up. By the counter guy asking which took 15 seconds, I saved an hour drive.

My buddy is a pilot, he said Butler farted on the team flight.

First thing I thought of was the Jalop who had a fleet of these. Ha!

Good thing fast and furious movies aren’t about street racing anymore.

He shrinks the space between electrons and the nucleus. So you would think that it would still weigh the same. Which would explain why an ant sized man still hits like a full size person. But how could an any carry a 200 pound man, or how could they carry a building like it was a suitcase?   

How does it look with the top up?

Click & Clack tried to offer a garage for rent including loaned out tools, they found they were doing most of the repairs for the renters and also the renters were stealing tools.

I was promised a picture of a jimney!