I’m comparing a $10,000 van to a $300,000 Bentley. I have to do something to make them similar!

I wonder if the same crooks are responsible for stealing my grandmothers GRAND Caravan in Stuart?

Ugh, a subaru with 200,000 miles on it, smells like gas, things were always breaking, no A/C, everything was rusted, the rear view mirror would fall off when you hit a medium sized bump.

Suzuki Samurai wheels might work they have the right bolt pattern

you should have asked him what his Kinja handle is. I think it is the 1 about Kristen Bell which would make sense if she was looking at what he was up to on Jalopnik.

“anything to declare?”

don’t use pesticides

Never argue with an idiot, they will drag you down to their level and beat you with experience.

“I’m not dead” sounds like something a dead person would say

I’m waiting for my uncle to get bored of his Focus ST

maybe someone can loan you 1?

I can attest to their toughness, we regularly thrashed a 1st gen totally stock taking it places it shouldn’t have gone!

Jeep JKU - daily driver, goes skiing quite well

I got a warning for “imprudent speed” I was doing donuts in the snow, with Christmas lights on my roof, possibly honking the tune of jingle bells.

ooooooooooooooh other than the driver, I get it.

This should be on a website for people who don’t ever open their own hoods.

how is the 850 HP V8 car only 2 tenths of a second faster than the V6?

Sad he got booted from AntMan

It’s a car chase movie with a Subaru in it. If you’re reading this, you’re watching the damn movie.