Don’t destroy the Earth! I keep all my stuff there!

Cargo Shants!

after you remove the issue, can you rotate it then? you know check to see that the rings aren’t rusted in place before installing another part...

“My speedometer pulls out, but I don’t”

yet

Looks like he killed the engine by trying to slap the hull with his tethered hand, dummy.

Corrado isn’t German but it was at least an axis power.....

they also removed the buttons from the phone when blackberry didn’t.

Is that an Oreo sandwich?

all you crack pipers put there show me cheaper ones, no really, I can’t find one in new england.

were the speaker grill supposed to match the rims?

Jeep Wrangler Sport

and if the cat was asked for her likeness, the answer would be?.....

that’s why he is moving

the worst is when traffic in the opposite direction slows to look at the accident.

going to log a complaint of too many lefts...

“Hey you wanna buckle up?” “nah, fuck that noise”

i love the little shovel on her bum!

spitting out the fly is a great move, also works when a fly is biting you and your hands are (of drinks) bite that fly off your arm and spit it back back down the food chain!

Heavy is good! heavy is reliable!