grillejob? I think it’s called a Vandy

Why let boat owners have all the fun? These people put the same amount of time and money into these vessels, have at it!

What havoc would the armpit lump create once free? That could be worse than you dying sooner. I’d still go that route, just get a kickass mobile home and park it!

It’s like Punch-out when Mario stops counting when the computer controlled opponent starts getting up.

This is cool, I would just like a GPS that had google maps on it, some map maker might say there isn’t a trail but a satellite image will.

Didn’t someone on Jahlopnik have one of these bikes? Is this him/her?

Did alf stand for Alien Life Form?

Needs a giant TRUMP vinyl wrap

Tavarish always says he wants a high mileage car with good maintenance records...

Why would you buy regular pants when you can buy the kind that have zip off shorts?

sure doesn’t look like a mall

kayakers way too low! The speed bumps of the ocean

whats that joke about a used condom and a Polish Submarine?

so no allowing people to zipper in and also no to denying people to zipper in, what is option 3?

There’s a zillion people in NY, I am sure a few read Jalopnik.

I wonder if it would have been prudent to drive it at night and sleep days?

Aren’t jeep wranglers still built with the push button? Or do they not count as they are only bought by insane people?

this show is about fictional characters, maybe they all get frozen in time...

Imagine if the capture of the suicide squad wasn’t a lame montage, but, parts of other movies? “Oh hey remember when the flash movie captured Cap’n Boomerang?”