I cried when I say the original video. This will have to wait till after work.

I think Landrover stopped selling these in the USA because your all morons.

Is Lincoln using “static cling” now?

Is this a “i’m tired of these repair costs lets buy a new car” thing or do you think a airplane store is bribing some big wigs?

You made it out and back on only 6 quarts?

Have him play Bruce Wayne for a season on Gotham.

Have they found any big foot poop?

Maybe they should get rid of Chris Evans? He can’t drive, he gets carsick, AND he doesn’t like Joey?

“I fed the horses carrots and thought about my life choices.”

Why couldn’t they throw in tv characters that fans of the shows would appreciate?

Is that a fashion show at a Jordache?

So now that you have a dependable DD, will you sell the honda and start throwing money at the truck?

was that a takata airbag?

I thought it was Mila Kunis

I’d have to sit on the opposite side of my girlfriend.

I wonder if they have to tell her to stay out of people’s heads.

Ya, not nearly as romantic as drinking a beer and listening to the zaps.

4th shift

He prefers Manuel Bothans

So the hero will have to complete a task on a nearby moon or planet then storm a base or giant ship under incredibly difficult odds, perhaps with help from the force they didn’t know they had? Got it.