I’m a Jennifer who’s been a Niffer. Sorry. The world is finite and we are specks of sand or some shit.

This totally happened to me, and it took 6 MONTHS for doctors to figure it out. They told me I had herpes, then lichen sclerosis, and then vulvodynia. Then someone got smart and did the yeast swab on my vulva instead of in my vagina and I got some meds at Rite Aid and was better in three days. But Jesus, that 6 months…