I wasn't aware that the heavens could rain salt water.

Yeah, but did she injure her pretty face?

If you sign off with 'Best Regards' or 'Regards' just remember how close the G and T keys are to each other.

@anitesh.jaswal: The heart of a 911 is a flat 6, whereas this is a V8. Need me to explain the difference?

Mavis, like Mrs. Jay Leno?

VOTE: Leisure Suit Larry

I have a question for Will:

I can't wait until someone spots a person naked in one of the windows...

Tanner, if you're reading this...

Still only 2wheel drive.

Why don't you ever do articles like this for Blackberry?

Um, this was an email forward that I received literally 10 years ago (sans video). Still, one of the funniest fwds I've ever gotten.

He lost all "car-guy credibility" in my eyes when he called his car twin supercharged.

My buddy has a Brutale that's a couple years old. It is a mean machine, and he knows how to ride it as such. When I owned my Buell Firebolt, I was used to getting curious stares because of its relative scarcity. But when I'd be out riding with him, it was his bike that was the star of the show.

I thought they were making 356 of them, not 355.

@Drake Mumford: Um yeah. Contracts with minors aren't legally enforceable.

I like the threaded conversations. But I want the snippets to show me the most recent email in the conversation again, not the first!!

"You don't have to worry if you're not doing anything illegal" is the most ridiculous and ignorant statement one could make in response to this stunning ruling.

I love anything Porsche, but buying a similar car from Beck brand new can be as cheap as mid $30k. This has 7k miles so the asking price doesn't seem to account for much depreciation.

This is not funny, but it's hysterical!