The math may not be staggering quite yet, but it looks like it’s had a few.

Ultimately, TsovLoj presents the logic behind it.

Would you be eager to start that talk right after an event or would you prefer people cool down long enough to begin thinking rationally again?

Or maybe not american? I’m mexican, and contrary to popular belief, the only guns I’ve ever seen are the ones cops or security guards carry (also, way up close the rifles and all kind of weaponry the marines carry), so yeah, not every country in the world loves to have guns around for kids to shoot their mothers…

Unless someone was hiding in his shirt, blowing bong rips up through his neck hole, I call bullshit on being dizzy.

Personally, I prefer just to wing it.

As a person who got a lot of participation trophies and very few real trophies growing up, there was ABSOLUTELY ZERO confusion in my mind about what kind of trophy I got, and I was a pretty dumb kid. I had a very clear understanding of my skill level and my W-L records, and I never thought that my euphemistically…

You do realize that the event Bono was attending would not have been possible if America hadn’t been trying so hard NOT to claim John Lennon, right?

Between yoga workouts, a privileged white woman wipes off her cucumber facial scrub, sets down her glass of Prosecco, and widens her eyes at her latest brilliant epiphany.

If I’ve learned anything from sports, it’s that you can’t just deck women at home and expect to get away with it.

Don’t underestimate our national power of denial. We turned “started some shit and got our asses handed to us and our executive mansion burned down” into “kicked those British jerks butts again, yeehaw!”

You didn’t win in 1812.

Have you been old all your life? I did my four years...voluntarily. But since I did my time, I am a a little wiser in the way my country markets its way into wars using appeals to emotion written by supposedly neutral UN officials.

The U.S. Air Force is engaging them now, you can go to their website for info on joining.

I hate everything Paul stands for, and it seems to me his kid really got off lightly, based on the charges.

The difference between the erotic an the pornographic is the difference between desire and anatomy. A good writer knows, when writing about sex, to write about desire. A bad writer, like Franzen, wrestles with novel adjectives for his characters’ anatomy.

No, that's not a good way of handling it. That just spreads more pus around. And no doubt her inlaws are now concerned about who's joining their family.

If you're a grownup (and if you're getting married, you should be one of these) and you don't want to invite people to your function, don't. That's it. Full stop. If…

I actually find the "throat" ones the most horrifying, because they can so quickly become fatal.

Personally, I hope they keep the name. It adds character and tradition, as well as shedding light on a great ethnic heritage of the world. And I say this not only as an individual, but also as a fellow high school sports fan, proud Southern Californian, and athletic director of the Encino Airstrikes.

Never in the history of all things commerce has a company SOLD OUT SO FUCKING HARD as The North Face.