You’re right. Americans really shouldn’t impose their own cultural values on the Philippines’ rich history of state-sanctioned vigilante killings.

Point made, and I’m sure your instincts are as valid as the findings of state and federal investigators, but this is not the time for that. Just crank the treble and get down with this song my dude.

I don’t buy into all the hysteria about the Jordan child sex ring, but I appreciate that it resulted in this absolutely rockin Big Black tune.

You sound like a stupid person’s idea of what a smart person sounds like.

Yes. There is no way to conceptualize or (de)programmetize contemporary post-postmodern discursive lexicographization without historicizing the impact of neocolonial academic jargons on commodified discourses such as law, tech, etc.

Oh man, you must feel real nervous about all the groping you done.

I don’t reserve my empathy for assholes... even if they’re dead.

Visit any village in France or Germany and you’ll see the same thing. It’s almost as if they weren’t even thinking about flow, just the entire generation of young men who were slaughtered in that war.

So, I’ve never been much of a space nerd but I am a huge Shakespeare nerd and I just want to thank you for sending me down the Uranus Moons Named After Shakespeare Characters internet rabbit hole and thus making me a space nerd. There’s a fuckin Puck! And a Caliban! There’s a fuckin Sycorax!

No. 13 Jack Sock lost to Jordan Thompson in the first round.

I was gonna drop a Rollie pic but you beat me to it. I guess this will have to do:

You’re writing this from New Mexico? Where did you find an internet connection?

http://www.thesaurus.com/browse/pedant

 

Carter is left crawling around on all fours, crippled in agony, after inside-edging into his, um, gentlemanly zone.

Can confirm.

I rang up Joel Coen’s groceries once. He had an open laptop in his cart and he was on his phone throughout the transaction. As he was walking away I said, “Fargo was overrated” just loud enough for him not to hear.

Oh it’s just terrible that all you nice people have to bear the burden of that one asshole, the single solitary asshole who ever came from Philly.

(think of what stephen king could have done with a richard bachman memoir)

You can see one of my favorite examples of the evolution of language as a result of common illiteracy on the side of any propane tank. There will be a little warning sign that says “FLAMMABLE.” It should say “INFLAMMABLE,” since to flame is not a verb in English (or wasn’t before the advent of Reddit, at least), but…

What difference does that make? Are you suggesting it’s okay to ignore your conscience so long as it doesn’t put you in danger? He still would have been supporting an unjust war for a country that regarded him as a second-class citizen. The fact that he would have suffered more by defying conscription than acquiescing…