Obama’s daughters were minors at the time, dipshit.

1860s would work better for that project.

That is a very long sentence.

It was the first thing that came to mind when I saw the headline. And the prequel (The Boy On The Bridge) is just as good.

We would put the worcestershire on pizza that had been stabbed full of tiny divots with bar straws to keep it from dripping off. Delicious. Even when sober.

This. I was so afraid that at 13 I’d still be sporting wood when the movie was over and it was time to leave the theater.

I’ve been drinking since the day after the election. We are so fucked.

Beneath The Planet of the Apes was pretty good, too. I love the ending.