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Gentlemen Broncos caught me by surprise - it is weird and great.

I'll take your word for it!

He's seriously killing it on Fargo.

Yes, FINALLY!!!!!!!!!!

I'm a comedy snob, which is why I couldn't care less about Comedy Bang Bang or Maron.

You get my mild disdain before I forget you ever existed.

HEAVY BREATHER itunes.apple.com/us/podcast…

Wait, think today's news is the first time that processed meats have been linked to cancer?

you suck at google

Considering the whole "turning a certain spaceship around" thing is pretty major plot point, maybe you shouldn't mention it in the fucking review?

yeah. shut up, nerd.

The idea of hating something based on how other people enjoy it is one of the nerdiest, joy-sucking things I've ever heard.

Portlandia: Giving boring people shitty jokes to recycle on the internet since 2011

Fuck your what?

"I didn't call Laurence Fishburn a n*****, I called a character in a television drama a n*****."

…You seriously just called a Japanese woman an 'anime chick'?

well of course I'm going to watch it myself. I have very low expectations, though - and believe me, I never take the AVC's word at anything because I disagree as often as not.

Considering how shitty the previews of this season looked, I'm not surprised to hear how it turned out.

Showgirls is easily the best thing about 1995. And not even in an ironic way. I find it genuinely baffling that while people can acknowledge and celebrate Verhoeven's subversive self-awareness in movies like Robocop and Starship Troopers, they're incapable of extending that to Showgirls. The movie is hilarious and…