well, I for one have never seen those two in the same room together...we can never be sure they are different people.

Same crazy eyes.

“kids should be grateful to generate millions of dollars for colleges that won’t pay them a dime”

Anyone else think these kids act like a bunch of bitches? Seriously... turning down a guaranteed college scholarship and a chance to play D-1 Football because someone thought you went to a fucking BBQ , was trying to be nice and sent you a thank you note?

“yeah, get hooked on prescription meds like the rest of america.” - Signed The DEA

Destiny a game in which you travel the solar system making friends, finding heroes, and kicking ass with them.

the four swimmers spoke to U.S. State Department officials and they agreed to shut up. Almost immediately after the briefing, Lochte “walked across the street” and gave an interview

Huh and despite my thousands of letters, phone calls, and random appearances at her house Taylor Swift won't even send me the one lock of hair I want. Some people have all the luck...

Kindly tell me what this is doing on my Deadspin.

Oh, and why is worried about the trailer, and not the WANG SHAPED POND only a few blocks away?

Personally, I found his tribute to Flight 370 incredibly touching.

Holy shit - this is just a straight forward informative post explaining the answer to an interesting question. Well done.

(Delance now says he has an offer from Alabama, and seems excited about it.)

(takes freshman American History course) (decommits from America)

Nothing embodies a desire to escape racism like committing to Alabama.