Reminds me of this old Chappelle Show sketch:

Yeah make it a video but still put only written words in it with no voice overs... I could have read this stupid thing in seconds. Oh and of course there was an ad before I could even watch the stupid thing to then READ THE VIDEO. 

Kill them all!!!

Clearly an article sponsored by Big Spider.

Sounds like something a giant spider planning to drop down from the sky this summer would say. 

Watch out - this kind of comment gets you all sorts of shit on, in a Bezos thread.*

I mean you can make fun of the guy for having a “toy” like this but you know what? This project has employed hundreds of people in the hard hit marine sector and will continue to employee lots of people for the substantial on-going maintenance that will be required. Captains, engineers, all the other crew, the ports…

Seriously, I’m all for hating on billionaries, but as billionaire yachts go, this is pretty cool.

Thank god. I thought we were only going to have one story about Wordle on this page today. Glad we’re at 2, hopefully we can get to 5 before the day’s end.

He can win in Indy, IMSA and Dancing with the Stars! This man is a juggernaut!

This is the weirdest take I’ve seen in a long time.

Even before some of these, it just... wasn’t a very good game

It does prevent covid;

Thank you, that is pretty damn funny; and in the “cats are assh-les” category, I give you this fella:

*calculates*