Parents. Parents buy this for kids, just like the 3DS. It’s amazing how many of you still don’t understand Nintendo. 

+1 for any and all breakfast cereal jokes.

The crowd really went cuckoo for Coco Gauff.

Twas a bad day to be orange. 

4. Jaded Native: “Probably should go shopping tomorrow once the dented cans go on sale.”

Those of us over 30 all saw Terminator 2.

Suicide. Is there a shortcut this guy won’t take?

Not sure anything is ever found alive in the LA river. 

That dude has seen some shit, man.

Do you have any proposal for a replacement? We need something to describe the genre, and while “metroidvania” might not be an accessible word, it’s at least a functional one. “Exploration adventure” maybe? That’s unfortunately close to the so-generic-it’s-useless “action-adventure” genre, but it’s the best I can come…

I believe the official measurement is "a fuckton."

I assure you, he is not. The only morons on the radio who supported Kyrie were one of the two morning show hosts.

If Mikey in Waltham is dissapointed it’s only because Jackie’s Packie got shut down by the Staties.

No surprise that they managed to find a more well-rounded player than Kyrie Irving.

Sorry, I helped clean up the bourbon spill before doing the math.