That Seattle-based beat writers have grown to love Marshawn, despite his reticence to talk to them and despite having jobs far more reliant on Seattle players' quotes than your normal sportswriter, says volumes.

So their response to a guy grabbing his crotch is to then reintroduce the likelihood of a kickoff return, something the NFL considers one of the most dangerous plays of the game because it leads to a high incidence of concussions and something they've pushed pretty hard to get rid of by moving the ball up to the 35?

"Dear Lord Baby Jesus, please don't let this be an interception."

superman always was just... so one dimensional to me? but cap has always had an edge and an attitude to go with the all american persona, which i think really ADDS to the perception as him as the ideal american? like in the comics, bucky cracked a joke about steve having fun for once, and steve said that he had fun…

Every time I watch his show, I know I should be impressed with his well-developed commentary,but all I can think is "I want that man in my pants."

They are strangely soothing and adorable, with their sweet buggy eyes.

DAT FACE.

Did someone say Huddle?