What an incredibly weird thing to post.

Goddamn it, AV Club.
Canada is a huge goddamn country.
You can't just say "Canada’s Northern Jubilee Auditorium".
I had Google it just to get any sort of geographical sense as to where Meat Loaf collapsed!
(I was pleasantly surprised to find that it was in Edmonton, Alberta. Home of the West Edmonton Mall Water Park.)

Why hasn't Chewie aged a day?
Is that like Han's 7th Chewie? He just gets a new one after he has to put the last one down?

This smacks of being ripped off from this Kickstarted game project LAST YEAR:
https://www.kickstarter.com…

They really need to add some more money to their fake beard budget.

Oh man!