If we want equality, we have a LOT of objectification to make up for.

Best way to beat cellulite? Be a lich.

Kerrygold is my lord and savior returned in butter form.

I also don't like flan. Me and some Mexican desserts don't get along it seems.

Bubbles was mine! Especially in the episode where she tried to prove she was 'hardcore.'

Ack, bad bad version of En Vogue song forming in mind, must...stop....

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I worked in a restaurant where one of the line cooks was just the grossest, pervy-est guy ever. He was constantly saying disgusting sexual stuff to all the female servers. For a while his thing was to take one of the GIANT carrots that the kitchen normally grated for our salads, and he would carve it to look like a…

There are few industries that I unleash unabashed hatred for and that's fashion. I find it sycophantic to the Nth degree. It is only concerned with the rich, the powerful and the beautiful and sucks up to them endlessly, and it's fickle at that.

From her instagram, it seems like her eyes aren't even naturally blue, and her natural blonde is quite a bit darker than Elsa blonde dye. I'm gonna have to go with a lot of the haters on this...she's a pale blonde woman who is somewhat skilled with makeup. Not much "remarkable" about it.

I'm conflicted. I love cuddles, but already find it hard to actually fall asleep. So what normally happens is the other person falls asleep in 0.2 seconds and I spend the next 5 hours obsessing over how loudly they're BREATHING godamnit.

Pic pic pic!! Here are mine (black and white one is Dr. Unagi 4 yrs old and the grey one is Disco5 yrs old

A rant about food? I FIND THIS RELEVANT TO MY INTERESTS!

People with access to guns kill people.

Not this guy, however.

A former friend lived with a woman that was a major stoner. Wake up, smoke. Go to bed, smoke. All the time, smoke. Therefore, her tolerance was very high. (haha...high.) One time we were hanging out and she had made pot brownies, a whole pan of them cut into little squares. She offered them to us and we ate a few,…

YAY CATS!

Sex with the fella I'm seeing at the moment is, hands down, the best EVER in my life. It's one of those situations where we've known each other for years, and started becoming better friends, and then a year after that became something more, so there was more to our emotional connection before we even started that…