“I hope you’re never in the fucking position I’m in.”

That position being, refusing to protect yourself and others from a deadly pandemic, at the expense of your career, and then acting like YOU’RE the victim?

Thankfully, I will never be in the fucking position you’re in.

You either haven’t read the meager proposals the AMPTP have been making or you need to be diagnosed.

For those too young to remember, the 2000's were grosser than you can imagine.

I’m sure it existed in some form beforehand, but after Britney Spears and other ingenue pop stars got big, there was more or less a “ticking clock” for when they finally turned eighteen. I think the Olsen Twins were the most prominent one,…

Starbucks will be serving a 2,000 calorie version next week to Almond Mom’s labelled, ‘Cozy Sweater Blend’ and charge $15.

So much cheaper in the long run to just buy an inexpensive but quality giant bottle of Kirkland olive oil and a pack of 6 dollar squeeze bottles off Amazon, so now my oils and my syrup and anytime I make mayo or ketchup or bbq sauce or whatever go right in them

Why is no one asking Bernie Sanders to go away? He’s older and considerably less effective than Pelosi.

I’ll never forget the massive letdown that is AV Club: The Kinja Years.

One should not eat Primanti’s sandwiches at all, because they are bad

The Jonas Brothers always struck me as three lobotomies. I dunno, is it just me? Something important seems to be missing. Never understood how someone as dazzling cool as Sophie Turner married one of them.

It’s just the cannibalism after a day bit that’s weird.

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In Paul’s defence, I’ve yet to come across a Seppo recipe that wasn’t shit and full of proprietary ingredients you can only buy in a five-mile radius around the recipe author’s hometown.

I’m fine with artists altering their own work and I believe they should have the fundamental right to do so. I might not like the changes they make, but as an audience member I have the freedom to express my dislike and choose to not engage with it.

The crash when she falls will be huge. And fun to see.

Let’s not compare a civilization to an MLM posing as a country.

Awesome, now UMass is enabling adult children that are finicky eaters. I’m sure they’ll do well in the real world. 

Kindly go fuck yourself up a hot stovepipe

I mean, nepo babies are an annoying and frustrating reality of the modern entertainment industry, no argument, but it’s not like you’ve uncovered the hidden truth behind the Kennedy assassination here, friend. We’re not through the looking glass. It’s not “weird af”.

“What I am willing to take to task is the fact that multiple Asian characters, including the titular Dr. No, are played by white actors in yellowface.”