A woman is only in her prime when she’s played by in an Oscar-winning-turn by Dame Maggie Smith and is a school teacher with questionable boundaries at an all-girls school in Edinburgh.

I have a stubby tongue. My wife tells me, "side doesn't matter," but I know she doesn't want to hurt my pride. 

By the way, Americans, here in the UK, ‘gooch’ is another word for ‘taint’.

I’m not gonna speculate just how must domestic labor Gisele was actually doing, given their wealth, which affords them access to an army of nannies.

That said, if there was an agreement between them that Tom would ultimately retire and spend more time at home, he appears to have reneged on it, and Gisele—who is nothing…

Oh you're also a sufferer of MS, so's my mom I think she has the same one as you do in which she doesn't need a wheelchair and she got diagnosed with it like 12 or so years ago and she can walk still she just needs to rest more. Hopefully we find a cure even though I'm certain that MS is too much of a bitch to take…

#girldad AKA “I’m not sexist! some of my closest children are female!”
with a touch of
“I’m not a homophobe, I’m not a toxic male! One time I let my daughter put a pink tiara in my hair! I’m sensitive as fuck.”

Dear Shitheads who passed these laws.

When Lucy Lawless had to take time off, Xena switched bodies with another great-looking lady. When Kevin Sorbo had to take time off, Hercules was turned into a pig.

I think this slideshow only placed Gentlemen Prefer Blondes (1953) at #1 because it was just talked about by Andrew Dominik and a journalist, in which Dominik referred to Marilyn Monroe and Jane Russell’s characters in the film as a “well-dressed whores.” Some Like It Hot (1959) is a much better film in basically…

Thai Cave Rescue is an awfully straightforward title. I have no interest in this story, so instead I’m going to tell you about a pair of oddly-named dishes at a local Thai restaraunt (Pattaya Bay, on Vermont just north of Hollywood Blvd.) named “Coconut Paradise” and “Chicken Hell.” The food at Pattaya Bay is hit or…

Nah.  He made some good ones just after that.  He should have stopped at 25 like DiCaprio.

Welcome to what it feels like for the rest of the world having to hear about...well, whatever bullshit America’s chosen to engage in. For example...

How on earth do you manage to give credit to the US for this -- as a Canadian let me assure you that whether or not Canada stays in the Commonwealth has EFF ALL  to do with the USA/George Washington etc.  And nothing would be more apt to encourage us to stay than the idea that leaving makes us more like ...Americans. …

There are bad cuts for the particular preparation - sorry I wasn’t clear. Tough, non-marbled cuts need low and slow. 

Given the critical and apparent commercial success of Prey, (a spinoff of a popular franchise, featuring a non white female lead with a relatively unknown actress that was budgeted, filmed, and released straight to streaming), Warner Discovery can eat dirt with this BS “reasons” for killing Batgirl.

She shouldn’t have blown all her Numberwang winnings.

There’s an Irish activist named Bernadette Devlin who had a lot to say about that. A speech she gave in Boston about the hypocrisy of Irish-American racism has been quoted a lot on twitter the last couple days.

Y’know you could lend a hand too. If all of us “little people” pitch in there’d be a lot less heavy lifting for the compassionate celebrities, politicians, rulers, and such to do because there’s MORE OF US.

Well, if she hadn’t been able to get an abortion based on a law she supported, and then subsequently died from complications in child-birth, I assume her death certificate would list cause of death as “cosmic irony” with contributing factors as “lack of foresight, lack of empathy, and tribal group-think”.