Vegans/vegetarians are literally over-spoiled for choice when it comes to India and quality plant-based snackysnacks. I will say this though: vegetable or paneer pakora are God-tier snacks. Just oh my god get in my tummy goodness.

*stares*

British burger vans are their own undiscovered cornucopia of amazement. You’ve got the burger vans that roll up from parts unknown, serving parts unknown on burger buns that taste fresher and nicer than any hipster burger joint. You’ve got the burger vans that manifest out of nothingness by the side of the motorway,…

They’re shite rolls tbh. Nothing - and I mean nothing - beats a Glaswegian morning roll (pillowy soft, freshly made at the arse-crack of dawn) filled with not just one, not two, but yea three folded rashers of proper chewy bacon - none of this plastic American shite - and bukkaked with an unholy amount of either red…

“Maybe a notes app statement down the road would be nice, but remember that Bullock is currently grieving the tragic death of her soulmate, so I’m inclined to give her a bit of grace here.”

I feel bad for Americans some times. Not all the time but occasionally. Such as when I realise that Americans don’t have access or know about one of the greatest Indian snacky foods out there: chicken pakora. There’s nothing more sublime (or filthy, depending on the dippy sauces you get with it) than a box of fresh,…

I’m still struggling to understand what, exactly, is the need for these phones? What role does this Malibu Stacey (but with a new hat!) play in the grand scheme of things other than a fad - and that’s what folding phones are right now, a fad?

There was a restaurant near me which decided to bring in a “10% uncorking fee” for their wine and champagne list a few years back. It was not a success. According to someone who worked at the restaurant the number of sober patrons leaving at the end of the meal was pretty damned startling. Bear in mind: this was in…

In a civilised country, that nurse would have been expelled from the profession and her name blacklisted. But then this isn’t a civilised country we’re talking about, is it? This is the United States of America, land of the fat and home of the useless. That poor girl. She’s already been through so fucking much - that…

LOL - in some cases in the France/Benelux/Germany area there’s no point in flying.  Sexy, sexy trains have done the airlines over in that respect...

Shockingly - even annoyingly - Corden was once a really good actor. He became well-known to us Brits for appearing in a show called Fat Friends but also because of his involvement - and creation of - Gavin & Stacey. That show must have been good because the fucking Americans tried to remake it for “American audiences”…

Jesus Christ on a pogo stick, Laura. We’re not all povvos here. Get yourself a decent kettle - the plug-in variety - pre-boil the water in the kettle, pour it into the pot, whack the pot on the cooker and engage the heat. Salt, add more water if needed, add pasta, hey presto - decent pasta.

Comparing Euro-Cadbury’s to Hershey’s effluence-chocolate is like comparing Goldfrapp with Key-dollar-sign-ha at her lowest. Even our shittest chocolate bars - Fry’s Turkish Delight *shudder* is far superior to Hershey. Even advent calendar chocolate, long heralded as one of the crappest things to crap out into human…

Moaning about people trying improvements on old ideas to mitigate impacts isn’t doing much either, sweetie. I would say that you’re just as bad as the oil executives wanting things to change, except they want things to stay the same to make money and you don’t want things to change so you can then point an accusatory…

His boat is named after a cheesy snack.  I applaud.

Eeeeeh!  Love me some Linus!  The only decent character from Discovery as well (wonder how long it took him to get over that snot-bug...)

I read the book a few months ago. It was okay. Nothing ground-breaking. The film is even less so. I mean, what with Sober Macauley Culkin and Interchangeable Latino there’s a definite...lack of pizzazz and personality. (Also - no spoilers, but they changed one of my favourite bits from the book to a very vanilla…

Have you ever seen the magazine cover that featured about twenty or so of the most famous male models in the world? I wish I could find it. But it’s telling - very telling - that the styling used with the male models (even the older ones) was basically “we’re sexy and we know it”. I don’t get any sense of any glamour…

My thoughts exactly.  God fucking knows what sort of shite that child’s exposed to every day.  

*files claws*