True facts: reading the lyrics to If out loud will cause the penguin, sorry, “nun” who taught my class English in high school to have a fit of the vapours.
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Just watched both.
“You want a decent film on streaming? Can I interest you in the Birdemic franchise?”
“The old A.V. Club could often get a little too giddy in its love of pop culture consumerism. The new A.V. Club is determined to be miserable about enjoying anything.”
Ignoring the whiny blogger for a minute...
It’s Kylie. Manufactured outrage is her thang.
The personality vacuum is Nicholas Galatzine. He’s been in a couple of other things...and has been completely underwhelming in each. I watched him in Handsome Devil (another Netflix film!) a few months ago and he had all of the emotional range of a chewed carrot in that too. How the hell he keeps getting acting jobs…
Cullen Skink. No, it’s not a chowder. Its it’s own beastie. Simply just haddock, onion, potatoes, milk and butter.
Is that the distinctly-unsexy one with Madonna?
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So...Fatal Attraction but no Dangerous Liaisons?
- Hipster Death Rattle
As my mother snarked when she watched Gone Girl, “such a pity Rosamund wasn’t given a real knife in bed...”
*files claws*
*laughs in Scottish Gen-Xer*
You’re so right, Kady. When you’re not deliberating on whether or you should wear pink on a Wednesday, you should have marched your pudgy wee kitten heels right up to Twitter HQ, mauled that front door and demanded to know why Musk didn’t consult you on the best way to spend his money! Like, for goshdarnedsure you…
You’d think Mean Girl Ashcraft would have actually done some research...oh wait. She’s a blogger. Carry on. Nothing to see here. Just some hyper-hysterical whining from a millennial gurlboss feeling her oats or some other meaningless mantra these twits come out with.
Mate, you don’t expect a journalist, sorry, “Blogger” to actually fact-check, do you? Do you?
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“South Asian women are often styled in drabber colors”
Ahh...Abercrombie & Fitch. In that trailer, when that woman says “really troubling behaviour”, I wonder if the documentary’ll hit on the fact that A&F liked to use photographers like Bruce Weber to shoot their commercials and adverts. In case you don’t know - Bruce Weber has been accused of sexually assaulting several…
Yes, but Brianna’s one of those ageing millennials who needs to be kept constantly relevant in the dog-eat-dog blue-haired world of, erm, chicken sandwich reviews. Let her create her clickbait shit-content, damnit! Let her breathe! She’ll never win any journalism awards, give her this chance of glory!!!!