Ah, Hackers. Come for the excellent soundtrack, laugh at the nineties tech and cringe at the implausible plot. Remember, kiddliewinks, back in the 90s we didn’t even have wifi or decent internet!
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Top Gun is excruciatingly awful. I’ve never understood the love this film gets. Yes, Tom Cruise does that pseudo gay-porn scene in the bathroom with Tom Skerritt and I’m sure legions of my fellow Gen-X gays fapped themselves silly over it, but seriously - what a shit film.
Eh, they got the wrong redhead to play Lucy.
The best cure for a hangover is to stay drunk!
Cookie, aka Furiosa!
There’s a farm up the road from where I live where the owners take in rescue animals. They’ve got six rescue horses (but no ponies, not after the Shetland Incident of 2012), a veritable pack of dogs and about four rescue cats. I’m wondering how best to smuggle Nugget over to Scotland so he can get to munch on some…
I’ve heard of people doing that in Waterstones’ (book seller chain here in the UK) where people will actually go up to the help desk and ask if a book by a certain author is available in a different colour because...reasons.
Eh, I’m someone who spent a lot of money on getting bookcases with doors so that I could put my books away and protect them from dust (and book snobs). Colour coordinate your shelves if you must, you wannabe Marie Kondos, but don’t judge those of us who don’t want their homes on display. And yes, I have been judged on…
Hated him from the Gavin & Stacey years, loathed him in Lesbian Vampire Killers (oh, that’s a real, very real film, kids. Watch it and be horrified) and just found him utterly repugnant since.
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Oh I know the one you’re talking about. The one with the questionable backing track and it’s supposed to make the viewer think “Wow, this guy/girl has such cool dress sense and gosh, I wish I were just like them!”?
I remember when he popped up for the first time on Battlestar Galactica. I’d already fallen in love with the show, but seeing him on-screen for the first time I went “oh, here we go...” Cavill was utterly extraordinary, especially his rant to Ellen Tigh post-Ellen’s regeneration. I’ll say this about BSG - they…
*haughty Scottish sniff*
Yes - Diet Irn Bru is better than regular Irn Bru for using as a mixer with alcohol. First realised this when I was seventeen and getting absolutely blotto with my mates behind the gym block at my wanky old high school. Same goes for most diet soft drinks (with the notable exception of Diet Vimto, a concoction so…
So I’m not a vegan, but I will say this: can we stop marketing vegan fast food as a “healthier” or “better for the planet” option? Because, darlings, you’re not chowing down on deep-fried plantain and crispy-fried potato and cauliflower nibbles (fried plantain and pakora are amongst the literal fucking Foods of the…
Vajazzled Voldemort?
Birkenhead!
The Sontaran “redesign” is a callback to their first appearance.
One of the biggest benefits of working from home? Clock shenanigans mean sweet nada. Just set your alarm to wake you up at seven, roll out of bed at half past, fuss/annoy the cat for the next forty five minutes (before he gets bored and ambles off to try and murder my partner by stepping on his throat before he wakes…
At which point you reach for your heaviest rolling pin and malky that bastard until he slithers back down whatever hole he squelched up from...