Why? We don’t know who was driving the boat. If it wasn’t Fernandez, why is he responsible?

Without knowing who was driving this just seems ghoulish.

Why is Mom’s basement the standard go-to to denote a loser-type person? Wouldn’t living in your childhood bedroom on the same floor as your parents be worse?

What was up at the Post?

What do you suppose is the worst holiday to not be participating in? Single on Valentine’s Day? Not drinking on St. Pat’s? Hate America on the 4th of July? Think dressing up for parties is stupid on Halloween? Hate your family on Thanksgiving? Jewish on Christmas?

Same reason people in witness protection are afraid. We have legitimately pissed people off for hundreds of years.

So I’m not the only one!

In this scenario I’m imagining some sort of Pence/Trump murder-suicide pact.

It would be a delightful portmanteau to describe masturbating whilst at work.

Fair enough, I’m convinced. Donald Trump is not my ideal President.

Kinky Fuckery you say?

Nobody ever would have said this if Brian Wilson were still alive.

Yup. That was the problem with the Knicks.

In a way that might have been Trump’s one true stroke of genius. Choose someone so reprehensible as your VP that any machinations to oust you from office are rendered moot.

Flip side, I don’t really think Trump cares about gay people or women taking birth control. So it’s a give or take.

That’s a fair point but I think the negativity surrounding that day legit would have cost them money long term. I’m talking about the little, unseen connections that will pop up in the days ahead.

Not to worry. 3rd in the line of succession is...PAUL RYAN!?!?!

I think the thrust of that joke and the ones that followed were just attempts at writing bits of a book report written by someone who hadn’t read the book. I wasn’t trying to guess what the original commenter had done his report on.

My mistake. I thought I’d replied to your post earlier about the list of UA athletes.

Yeah, I don’t know, I’m still on the fence about President Pence being a big improvement.