Anywhere in new england, really, but I’d specifically recommend Vermont. Why? For one thing, it’s very beautiful in the mountains. Next, there are more cows than people. You won’t see another soul if you don’t want to, but you’ll get fresh milk every day. Speaking of milk, it’s the home of the Ben and Jerry’s factory…

Because everyone wants a Porsche. Duh.

Serious Question: are you buying the jeep recovered from the dunes of cape cod? http://jalopnik.com/a-jeep-buried-in-a-sand-dune-for-40-years-gets-freed-th-1792581011

It sounds like you really want to join Will Clavey in reviewing the CX-5... and the Kia Sportage!

It’s brilliant. Honestly my favorite part is the paint job. It get so dreary in the snowy north when all the cars are either black, white, silver, or grey. Why can’t I buy cars with color anymore; and not that so-dark-it-might-as-well-be-black ‘red’ or ‘blue’ but actual color?

No, Mr. Clavey, I expect you to drive! :-P

I think you should review the Mazda CX-5 next. Followed by the Ford Explorer. After that you should review the Kia Sportage, Hyundai Tucson, Jeep Cherokee,and Chevrolet Equinox! Powers that be, get on this!

Are there any words that get people more excited than large-scale, long-term data storage? I fucking doubt it.

Who wouldn’t want to be on this guy’s team? Team Skull for life!

It’s the Pokémon version of Seymour waiting for Fry in Futurama

This is so perfect that I think I need you to make it a movie.

being a Stormtrooper that could aim

RIT has been innovating this shit since 2010

missed opportunity:

I have been voicing the same feelings to my friends (red: cat) and then I tried bravely default on the 3DS. The story is only OK, but it’s a fun narrative. It really shines with shaking up the battle mechanics of traditional JRPGs though, which was the thing keeping me from going back to JRPGs. For instance, you can…

My greatest regret in life is that I have but one star to give.

In fact, forget the expo and the Blackjack! Eh, screw the whole thing.

Alternate statements:

WHY?! Why did I click on that link?!

It really isn’t taught in high school anymore. Many things that should be or used to be aren’t taught in high school. As a 20 something I can say I’d have been better prepared for life if I had been taught personal finances (how taxes, mortgages, investments, and basic banking work) and actual sex education (not…