In fact, forget the expo and the Blackjack! Eh, screw the whole thing.

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WHY?! Why did I click on that link?!

It really isn’t taught in high school anymore. Many things that should be or used to be aren’t taught in high school. As a 20 something I can say I’d have been better prepared for life if I had been taught personal finances (how taxes, mortgages, investments, and basic banking work) and actual sex education (not…

“Actually...”

Fun idea: I’m going to be naming my kittens Lacie, Gracie, and Currie. After Ada Lovelace, Grace Hooper, and Madame Currie

At the very least, Luke, you have to admit the trailer used the music and editing beautifully. I agree with everything you’ve said so far, but I have to respect those stutters in the music with static on the video and the booms of the drums in the track with breaking windows or explosions on screen. Great editing for…

south park did it best

Can we talk about how servers almost always drop the check in front of me even when I make NO move to grab it and wasn’t the one who asked for it? I’m OK with it in the middle of the table, but it’s usually in front of me or oriented so I can read it. When my girlfriend puts her card in it, they still hand it back to…

As a man, I LOVE that you do this. I may wave you off this time, but I like that you A. offered this time and B. offered for date 2. Because our culture assumes I will be the one paying, I usually try to pay for the first date but always accept offers for my date to pay for the next thing.

Anyone else keep reading Palamon as Palmon and then getting nostalgic for Digimon? No? Just me? ok... :/

They all still work set to the imperial march. It’s the only way to watch these pikachu videos for me now.

AHHHH! OMG NO STOP IT! EW EW EW EW!!!!!! I love planet earth but this is the ONE SCENE I CANNOT WATCH! I can watch the baby elephant get lost, I can even watch the baby whale be eaten, BUT THESE FUNGI! NO WAY.

The true horror of that insidious trailer is the cell phone she’s using! Holy cow that’s an old style of phone!

So... It’s Pandoran money?

Well she sounds hideous!

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