I'm not crying! There is just dust in my eyes! The air is also dry! SHUT UP, YOU'RE CRYING TOO!

First of all... It's a box. It's an UGLY UGLY cardboard box on wheels. Exhibit A:

It was a lot of this:

You are one of the few whom are allowed to speak. If only because you don't want to, and that makes you one of the wisest of us.

See, you guys got it all wrong, you have to binge watch Too Cute!: Kittens on Animal Planet your way to and from Chicago.

It' sad that it doesn't surprise me that there is a statute of limitations on rape. It's also sad that I only believe this is a mid-term election ad move, not something she will follow through on. The little bit of me that still has hope really wants this to pass the legislature.

Haha! It's always a pleasure to spar with you! http://www.phrases.org.uk/images/spock.j…

Then there is this one of course

As a white person, I have NO CLUE why other white people want to say that racial slur so badly. I don't think it's cool, I even cringe when two african american people say it to each other. To me there is just too much anger and hate associated with the word. This also goes from 'Gringo' and 'Mexican' (when…

How about we all just agree to not be shitty to each other just because we're using a computer to interact? ::CRICKETS:: Sigh.

Mark, For such a nice article, I give you this award.

Having worn boxers most of my life, I really think that the friction = boner only occurs for people who usually wear briefs. Once you get used to it, it doesn't make boners. Also, the halfies are easier to tuck and hide.

For you, Mark.

This is better than anything Dr Evil ever came up with.

I know exactly when you should use it. Use it the next time Mark posts an article about anything.

Personally, my decision to purchase a PS4 was made for me by Microsoft at E3 in 2013. I always have and will always want to trade games with friends. I got kill zone, my friend got inFamous. We ended up trading and like the game we didn't own better. At the time, Microsoft would have said 'oh well, you're stuck…

I used to live close enough where it was a teenage summer job for half of my high school. They actually have the actors put flowers on every day and 'gift' them to each other when the character were in love to subtly implant the idea in our heads. At the gate opening scene robin hood would give one to maid marian…

They do that at all Renaissance Festivals.

This was huge in Haiti when I visited as part of a cruise. Luckily, the cruise line warned passengers of this , and that they won't give you change, so I was able to avoid this.

Those cat gifs are what get me to stop internet for the day! Without them, I don't know what my cat Overlords want me to do!