Oh my god.... I missed out on YOLO, now FOMO, and MOMO is being reported on so it's no longer cool! I've missed all the cool trends until after they're no longer cool! WHAT IS HAPPENING TO MY LIFE! I'VE WASTED IT! Oh wait... I'm a well adjusted adult secure in my interests, who I am, and my social circle. Never…

Monkeys are evil. See Exhibit A:

I can't wait for season 6. I hope they continue the Vice theme, I thought they pulled it off quite well. Does this mean you understand my Kinja name?!

RIP George. RIP George's memorial Tree.

So does this mean we can start talking about ways to reduce the prison population such as rehabilitation? Jez had a good article or two on it in the past month.

I don't know why, but I imagine Goofy saying this. Then my mind breaks.

"In the arms of an angel.... I will wait for you...."

I'm an engineer surrounded by LEDs for most of my day. My skin should be flawless if this was even remotely based on truth. *looks at the zits on my chin and cheek* :(

That's what giant buildings with your name on them are for.

For me, I am not a regular swimmer and I live in the United States. It's my personal choice to wear shorts. I can see how if you were a male on the swim team you'd be more comfortable with a speedo. When I do get to the beach (once every few years), I like wearing the shorts because that is what makes me feel…

I used Avira free for about 6 months. As an AV I did not have a single issue with it, it was lightweight as far as system resources and actually very nice. I also like to mod my games and this didn't throw a fit and block some of the texture editors like AVG did. But I cannot recommend it for one reason. The ads. …

You mean that place down the road where they squish a cockroach, shrug, and toss it in with the rest of the 'meat flavored' filling?

you forgot "Just the tip"

"Error Loading media: file could not be played." -Apparently Fox doesn't want Jezebel to see how stupid they are.

"Again? The Americans seriously need to stop bugging my phone!"

Ok, I know this is a terrifying event, but I can't resist the obvious reference because it was literally the first thing that popped into my mind when I started reading this.

Yes she does, and I have to say, I love every minute of it. I enjoyed the films when I watched them, but my friends don't like analyzing films, so I only ever get about an hour of contemplating them by myself. Lindy gives me the critical review of movies that I crave. Even when I really enjoy a film, sometimes I…

Damn it, Lindy! Why do you enjoy ruining my favorite childhood movies?! I like British accents in an airport that doesn't actually have anything true to say about love! I like rebuilding a dilapidated swamp house because man-pain! I like... well... the music is really nice in this one. Ok, you didn't actually ruin…

Please Lindy, Don't ruin that one for me too.

I agree there are helpful people but they're just as rare as a 'honey' moon (as opposed to a blood or blue moon). I used to love cyanogenmod on my HTC Evo, everyone on their forums was extremely helpful. I was even able to contribute eventually. When I got my SG3 two years ago, it was like a totally different…