(I like Puck from Alpha Flight)

I think you’re confused. The Stan Lee you see in the Captain Marvel movie is Earth-199999 reading the Earth-199999 version of the Mall Rats script.

The Stan Lee who acted in the Captain Marvel movie is the Stan Lee from Earth-1218 who appeared in the Earth-1218 version of Mall Rats.

Thanks, I’m here all week!

You keep giving away nuggets like that, she’ll start to read Kinja comments.

Wait. You mean....., his name isn’t Tim? Well what izzit?

I dunno...I feel like Apple Cook has a better ring to it.

PREDICTION: Sarah Sanders will claim that “Tim Apple” is Trump’s nickname for Tim Cook and that he totally meant to call him that and how dare you say it was a mistake this is why media is the enemy of the American people also yes my face is slowly sliding off my skull.

Maybe the part that doesn’t make any sense.

“graveyard shit” was also totally intentional.

I used to unplug the jukebox and told management I’d continue to do so until they removed that goddamn Nelly album, and that they could go ahead and get someone else to do the graveyard shit at a 24 hour poolhall in a bad part of town.  They took out the Nelly album.  I can’t even tell if Nelly was any good or not, to…

It is astonishing how many workplace annoyances could be resolved by a direct, courteous, and thoughtful conversation between those involved.  I’m sorry you didn’t have a better question to answer today.

I reserve the right to make up my own mind about this movie, regardless of online impressions. I still plan to go watch it as I have yet to be disappointed by a MCU film.

Do some research and create a new playlist of French music and songs that reference French themes, like Cole Porter’s “I Love Paris”. Present it with the comments about the repetitive music, mention customers have noted how the music is always the same and how you have found the repetition distracting. You’ve done the …

This is why, no matter how annoyed I get, I would never use a fake allergy to get around this. People who do that fuck things up for the people who actually have an issue.

I hate the “you just haven’t had good _____” people.

Onions as a base (i.e. mirepoix) are fine, because they cook down into nothing. It’s chunks that give you a burst of pure onion flavor that gag me. Garlic isn’t a problem, and I don’t have much known experience with shallots.

My kid at 8 years old starting ordering things with “onions on the side”...I asked him why--”If you tell them no onions they will mess it up and still put onions on it....if you ask for on the side they just don’t put them on the burger”....little genius!

Pretty much everything you say about mayo, I have experienced in some form as someone who cannot stand the taste of onions. People acting shocked and appalled. People describing/offering alternatives to try and “convert” me. People forgetting or ignoring that part of my order. It’s bullshit.

The solution is to make your loaded nachos in a ring not a pile. Hole in the middle means no middle goop.

That all your examples of fries come from fast food restaurants invalidates your fitness to judge food.