I really do hate the smell of burnt popcorn in the office and it seems to happen a couple times a week. With your bit of good advice I picked up herring from a fishing bait shop and have carefully inserted one into each bag of uncooked popcorn at work. I think the problem will resolve itself now!

So DeMario says he was too drunk to consent, and Corinne says she was too drunk to consent.

I vote for Tituss Burgess as Tonys host —

Ivanka’s “job”: Show up somewhere dressed expensively, look concerned/understanding, nod, mention the word “women”, and the day’s work is done!

I cannot believe how sheltered these people (Trump supporters (and family)) are. They call US snowflakes while whining (non-stop) on facebook about how mean we are to Trump, TRUMP! A person who built an empire on being mean, a person who whined about Obama for 7 years.

Most problematic was the unusual control that the author,

Before you give Tiffiny much credit, make sure you remember that she is studying law to become an attorney for the Trump business. That is her role in this family. They all work at the behest of their father.

Why does Tiffany get a pass? Even if Donald is a dickhead to her, she stumped for him just like the rest of them.

It will take divine intervention to get him through his Daddy’s full term as President without him stealing a black Secret Service SUV and driving it into a Denny’s at 3 am.

Didn’t Tiffany try to skip out on paying her hairdresser after the Inauguration, or something similar?

It’s not helping dad fuck over the whole country bad but it sounds like it came straight out of the Trump family playbook.

Still better than being Eric.

Does Barron’s t-shirt indicate he has been offered a position as advisor?

hooray for promotion truthing

No luck? Quite the opposite i’d say from past crashes.

As much as I wanted to drink in how out of his mind he sounded, I am genuinely having a hard time laughing. That sounded like dementia. He conflated two separate investigations and kept mixing up names. It was really concerning.

Retire, old man, you’re fucking useless. You can cluck your dessicated tongue and wag your bony finger at Trump’s antics all you want, but you don’t actually do a goddamn thing about it.

I love, love, love her. She didn’t say, “Well, why were you at his house?” She didn’t say, “Did you tell him no?” She didn’t say, “Why did you take the pill?” She didn’t say, “Maybe this is a case of mixed signals.” She didn’t say, “You must have imagined it all. Bill Cosby wouldn’t do such a thing!”

I want to give her 10 Mother of the Year Awards. What a phenomenal advocate for her daughter. Brava, Gianna Constand!

Counterpoint: I am someone’s neighbor and I am fucking awesome.

Counterpoint: Raspberries are so delicious nature literally tries to prevent you from eating them with thorns and shit.