That “w/” was that which truly stood out to me. What better way to signal his complete indifference?

Japanese guy wins a race and this guy clutches his Pearl Harbors.

That’s not a mirthful response. Totally cheering for Mr. Coochie- Coo to die a Sharknado death.

Of course they wouldn’t attack Canadians. They’re alpha predators, not assholes.

If it’s the lack of diversity in Jersey sharks that bothers you, come visit British Columbia. Not just (rare) Great Whites here, but basking sharks, salmon sharks, brown cat sharks, blue sharks, Pacific sleeper sharks... And no recorded case of an attack on a human.

There’s the Eddie Izzard method. React as anyone else would when someone deliberately inflicts pain on them. “AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH! You bastard! I hope you die in a car crash.”

Shit, now I have to learn French.

Remember when Donald was going to make us respected by the whole world? HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

C’est un homme who doesn’t have le temps for your merde, Donald.

I can see it now, Merkel will go up to Trump and extend her hand to grab him by the balls, ‘cause when you are famous, you can do that’

Ermagerd. It flings its arms up!

“According to ABC, one parent posted on social media that students should respect Ryan because he has a fancy job, no matter how much you may want health insurance someday.”

Yeah, Cosby, because the thought of someone making you ingest something against your will and knowledge is pretty fucking horrifying, huh?

The scene that plays out in my head is Wetter sitting down at a desk with a ginormous stack of paper that lists every call from this nutjob. He begins to count but after 10 minutes he’s already lost count several times and had to start over. After another 10 minutes goes by, Wetter throws up his hands, says “fuck it,”…

Huh. Yeah, that actually makes sense. Thanks!

How about he doesn’t know an exact number because no one has gone through the records to count, but he’s saying it is gonna be a big number when they finally do?

I suspect with this individual it’s all a blur where a single call from her feels like an eternity.

Jesus Christ, poor Chris Cornell is ashes now.

It’s like Trump was wearing sweatpants on a Monday.

And Macron doesn’t just go towards Angela first, they hold each other in a warm greeting and exchange kisses. Their bond is real, Donald. France and Germany are best friends and YOU CAN’T SIT WITH THEM.