It means you’re a reasonable fucking human being.

I blame Pinterest. 

Not only calls you out, but disavows all knowledge of your existence. “Who? That guy? Don’t know him. Oh, he says he’s with us, but he’s not. Just don’t let him in, ok?”

He says “Women love it” (strongly disagree).

Thanks for taking one on the chin for the rest of us, you glorious cunt, you! :)

The boys were correct to drown their voices out with chants.

Mother of fuck...

I have never agreed with you more. 

They contained horrors

No. It’s delicious. You’re right; they’re wrong and can suck it. Respectfully submitted. 

God, this is the best thread mine eyes have ever seen. 

You’re my favourite 

Does that mean if we don’t water him he’ll wither and die? Please say yes. 

Take your star, dammit. 

She had it coming. The way she waved her trunk around. Escandaloso!

I know it would work on me. Come on over and set my car on fire and I’ll show you...

someone’s got to step in and get this fandom under control.

This is the same doc who wrote me a note when I went to see Star Wars: The Last Jedi during treatment, “This patient is undergoing cancer treatment and may doze off during the film. It’s not her fault. Please refund the cost of her ticket.” So yeah, I trust him with my life.

how many years?

Ugh. ‘Deffo’. Although I’m sure Willem would also be impressed.