Once opened you still have time to enjoy the bottle over multiple days

Congratulations! On your marriage and your newly discovered cooking chops. As to the cooking with wine question, the answer is: Well, anything you want, really. We do a Chicken With 40 Cloves of Garlic that is red wine dependent. Stews are emboldened by a half-cup of red; sauces for meat or fish can have a wine base.…

Indeed. Unsurprisingly, we are not friends anymore. It took me about another decade to realize how shitty she really was, but I finally did. Also, unsurprisingly, the reason we finally broke up for good, after 25 years, was another man (she had long divorced the husband in question. He’d turned out to be an abusive…

Don’t go to that restaurant on nights you’re on call. 

I need you like green growing things need rain. 

::raises hand::

I was thinking Phil’s Dad. They already killed off his mom. 

If it’s between the dog and Luke, save the dog.

Are you sure you weren’t in Alberta? Because I live in Alberta, and we call that, ‘July.’

Oh, the emotional roller-coaster that took me on! First, the laughter and joy because Brett is an asshole who doesn’t deserve to have his name come out of the Chenbot’s face. Then, the screaming and devastation because, come on, Jules! You’ve got one job. I watch shitty reality TV to get away shitty reality and you…

Julie’s such a consummate professional on Big Brother that when I heard her sign-off last night, I hollered, “Holy shit!” to my decidedly not rapist husband and son. It really shocked me. 

especially if she was happy, and can’t imagine the person she loves as someone who could do something like this.

the moment Bocelli saw Katharine McPhee of all people, she told Foster she was “the one” for him.

I am so relieved you didn’t say Green Apple. So relieved.

I admire Marky’s dedication to snack time. 

I was on tenterhooks the whole time.

I would have ran with it, too, and my breastfeeding days are two decades behind me. Why? Because I think it’s adorable and I want it to be true.

I’m so with you on this. I fucking, irrationally, hate jellyfish. I have this theory that they are, in fact, aliens, and one day the mothership will come, send a signal and all the jellyfish in all the oceans will rise upon their tentacles and walk upon the land to take their place as our overlords.

Oh, go on the Dad Date with your father. It’s sweet.