We loved Andromeda so much. So much. 

You make an excellent point. Thank-you. 

If Mr. Owens has kids that need braces, that’s reason enough to bag groceries anywhere that offers dental. Respect. 

You’re a peach. Thank-you!

I’ve always been curious about the egg cream since reading Harriet the Spy as a child. Then, and now, the prospect of drinking a raw egg kind of skeeves me out, but I’d give it a go. It can’t be worse than the crushing disappointment that was the Turkish Delight I ate after reading, The Lion, The Witch and the Wardrobe…

I spent the last year and a half in cancer treatment (ovarian) and damn straight I named people I do not want at my funeral. I wrote it down. Some are family and all are terrible people who would take the opportunity to be awful, make people uncomfortable, and generally just be disruptive.

it’s a risk more police officers should be willing to take unless they can be certain an individual is carrying a loaded firearm.

Rent out your rooftop to media/photographers. 

Last week I decided I wanted my remains donated to a body farm and I was ridiculously excited. Like, I was really proud of myself for making the coolest death-related decision, ever.

I was absolutely expecting Racist Nana. Nana No-Tip is positively quaint compared to what I was thinking.

Sooooooo dusty in here... ::sniff::

You’re a good egg. 

Hand to God, I read this and my heart seized and I teared up a bit. Thank-you. My son is autistic and the number of people (not limited to servers) who treat us like they’re begrudgingly doing us a fucking favour by allowing us to exist in a public/retail/restaurant space and the way that kid gets treated is…

Who wouldn’t, really?

American Smarties are Canadian Rockets and I love them. Like, open the roll and scrape all the candy into my mouth all at once with my teeth, love them.

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There’s a parade in my town every year to celebrate the annual rodeo. The route goes right past my house, so we always have friends come by to set up their chairs on our sidewalk with their kids.

If we thought about it for 30 seconds, we’d all be vegetarians

I hate you. 

I was saying *I* was way too invested in this story :) I was practically in tears when old dude said he gave his wife the heel because it was his favourite.