Why use ‘or’ when it can be ‘and’?

I never had to worry about it either, (‘Open is Empty’ was my motto) until about eleven months ago when chemotherapy and I became best friends. Now I have an open, mostly full, bottle of white wine in the fridge that’s about six months old (my doc said an occasional glass of wine was ok. I can assure you, it was not).…

Claire’s recipe looks delicious, thank-you!

Oooooh. I was thinking of something like a blended strawberry daiquiri, which a quick internet search now tells me is not at all traditional (I’m pretty basic with my alcohol consumption and stick mostly to beer and wine). So, thanks for the heads up!

Thank-you!

I swear I’m not being an asshole when I say this, even though the comment could read as kind of dickish/sarcastic, but call the school and ask? Or the school board? Even if they can’t accept the donation directly, they could probably point you in the right direction.

I ended up going to senior prom with one of the young butchers, a story for another day

You have the ingredients for a daiquiri on hand?

There are very few things in this world that make me as happy (food-wise; stop it with the stink-eye, oh offspring of mine) as freshly squeezed lime. And now I am desperate for your red Juice King juicer. That thing is a work of art, man.

Isn’t that just... cereal?

“I’m never not going to tell the truth!”

Thanks for the breakdown. It was really helpful to a girl who knows nothing about fashion or the proper structure of gowns or what the choice of fabric means to the design of the dress. I mean it; thank-you.

The only thing this article taught me is that I’m really fucking old.

Thank-you!

You’re my new favourite.

That’s what my kids do at the movies. They call it, ‘Popcorn Lizard.’

What’s the first guy using as a tray, a Scrabble board?

A friend of mine is First Nations; I brought a quiche over to hers for lunch one day, and while she said she liked it, when she was done eating she looked at me and said, “That’s the whitest thing I’ve ever eaten.”

My reaction exactly. Thank-you. Good grief, what? The guy’s supposed to turn down jobs now? Why? To be fair to his fellow actors? No. You take any role you want to, Boseman. Just because everyone loves you now, doesn’t mean that’s going to last forever.

That’s what I was waiting for.