I want to send my family down the path to heart disease

Ding ding ding ding. We have a winner.

Again, the differences between American and Canadian Thanksgiving rear their ugly heads. Your ‘Lazy Thanksgiving,’ is my Monday through Friday. Americans so silly!

The Giant Inheritance Woman.

If Betty White did something horrible to you, you probably deserved it.

“Ok. I did it. But I thought it was OK! Because I’m so cool...”

I think we better build bigger prisons.

I WANT THEM

Yeah. He’ll be saddled with this humiliation for the rest of his career. Must absolutely chap his ass. The mane thing is, though, that he learned his lesson.

Frankly, if that had been my horse, she would have waited for an opportune moment, then bitten me. My horse is sassy. I’m totally scared of her.

Oh, don’t be such a nag...

THANK-you.

Heck, I grew up in pot-smoking, hippie-filled British Columbia and my dad would have disappeared him. I think most half-decent dads don’t fuck around with that shit.

And darn proud of it. Huzzah!

I knew what you meant. I was just foolishly daydreamin’ out loud.

To protect that Bit o’ Honey while filming fight scenes? One wrong KAPOW! and your Almond Joy is a Mounds and nobody wants that.

He’s wearing a cup?

It’s Prosecco and you know it...

Don’t assault them in the first place and don’t be a dick?

Thanks