I knew she was studying law. I didn’t know the end-game was to be an attorney for Trump Co. I was hoping she had broken away from the pack. Ok then, previous statement redacted: Tiffany is most likely going to be awful as well.

I feel completely bad for Barron. None of this cluster-fuck is his fault; he’s just a kid. His father is disgusting; his siblings (except Tiffany) are terrible people, complicit in their father’s cons and his mother can’t even bother to hide the contempt she has for his dad. It will take divine intervention to get him…

This is excellent advice I could have used at a few crucial moments in my life.

Yes! Just stop it, Facebook. Just... stop.

A friend of me told me today that she had recently found a purse, managed to track down the owner on Facebook, messaged her and the woman called her back using Facebook.

WHO IS THAT TINY LITLE ANGEL CHILD?

It was a joke, hence the smiley :) Sorry that wasn’t clear. I use my kettle, for fear the ghost of my stern English grandmother would come rap my knuckles and take away my shortbread biscuits.  

I never had any use for Ariana Grande prior to this, but goddamn if I don’t have a metric tonne of respect for that young woman right now.

What’s the number of that charity? TAKE MY MONEY, GRANDE, YOU FUCKING QUEEN GENIUS OF ALL MEDIA

Gravy! I boil some water in a kettle, pour the drippings from the turkey into an two litre measuring cup, add some boiling water, spices, a little flour and zap it on high for a minute then hit it with a immersion blender. Keep heating it and blending it at one minute intervals until it’s the consistency you want.…

I’ll admit it; I’m the philistine who occasionally microwaves bacon.

You can stir it? :)

Americans don’t generally have electric kettles? Huh. I’m Canadian and pretty much everyone I know has one. I think maybe we drink more tea than Americans, maybe?

All my best to your mom ❤️

This is going to be the best thread in the history of all threads.

So long. Thanks for all the fish.

Oh, shit. I hadn’t even thought of that.

A friend of mine lives in Notre-Dame-de-Grâce in Montreal; she is very aware of the situation and she is pissed. Luckily, her kids are older, so they’re not in the school, but she doesn’t even like Homolka in her neighbourhood.

The time she served was an absolute joke because her lawyer had the tapes and hid them before she was sentenced to those eleven years (he was disbarred for this).

She should not be around people.