It's an illusion, Michael. A Nut Job is something a whore does for money…or nuts.

He just vapes after that.

Oh man, My Girl Yeller Mask, Remember Me? makes me tear up, several times, every time.

It's the gritty reboot of The Wonder Years we've all been waiting for!

You win the point! Good 'ol late '80s, never worrying about what might scare kids!

Somebody stop…this movie!

See, I'm going to have to go back and revisit the show. As a kid I remember capers and some adventure, but the peril never seemed greater than like the Beagle Boys. TaleSpin and definitely early Darkwing Duck had some more of that slightly dangerous ideas.

Sending apologies for your sexism and harrassment by using a gay slur and a reference to "playing Nazi Death Camp" is an impressive Tripling Down on a bad idea.

The catchiness of the Ducktales theme definitely hid the terrifying lyrics of the song.

Great, now they're going to change the scene in Pan's Labyrinth where the guy gets his face smashed in with a bottle to this crazy tequila bottle. And then he'll take a swig from it, look to the camera and say "Smashing!"

The Shape of Water…But the Taste of Vodka

Oof Dennis Haysbert is in this. I guess he's not in good hands, with his agent.

I'm seeing' double here…4 Nakeds.

It's a shame he passed away before he got to see Cruise as 6'4", 250-pound brick wall of a man Jack Reacher.

What an ICE list of movies!

"MORRRRRRTAL KOMMMMMBATTTT"
(Three Hour Loop of Generic Techno)

I was convinced Pixar made a movie in '97, but no, a three-year gap between Toy Story in '95 and A Bug's Life in '98. I forgot that Pixar didn't always crank 'em out once a year at the start of their run.

It's always believable that Max Cherry lets Jackie slip away because you just absolutely are swayed by her all film long.

Happy to see The Apostle on the list. Great Duvall performance and the movie that made me say "that's the weird looking guy from The Apostle" when I saw Walton Goggins on The Shield.

Frank Flintstone started it all though.