"This Summer, Sony presents…a movie…written by Akiva Goldsman…produced by Scott Buck…and directed by Uwe Boll…"

Clearly I remember, picking up that perp. Seemed a harmless, singing man.

Yeah, no idea. I thought Hunger Strike covered that.

I'm not sure how the 700 wives and 300 concubines part played into his wisdom either.

It goes pretty good until the wimpy hill from the middle of the ride turns out to be the big hill you thought you already got done with.

"Would you say this is representative of the average roller coaster."
"Well…above average."

I'm old enough to know marriages will not always work, even when the people are cool, and that celebrities aren't our friends or even have normal lives…but this still stinks. They seemed to be really happy, but things change. Too bad.

Love their story: She was a dental hygienist, he took her to a Star Wars and all she could see about the movie was how bad the teeth looked.

"You have a call from Chris Christie on line one…"

Hated him prior to Parenthood, but that turned me around. Also, seems like a nice, funny person. The Kutcher stink is probably what made me not like him.

(Craig Culver reads list, breaks computer in disgust over Culver's lack of penetration into Chicago)

Hot mustard seems to be available in Texas and the east and parts of the south, Midwest and west seems like it is very scarce.

Had Cane's in Arizona and Nevada and now pine for it in Wisconsin. Great sauce, great chicken and some of the best sweet tea at a chain.

Agreed. Chick-Fil-A sauce works on just about everything. Versatile and tangy and a hint of sweet.

Can we Rasta-fy 1997 Week by 10 percent?

Going to the mall with my parents! Man, BlockBuster is the best and nothing will ever be a better way to watch movies than that!

But my name is I've Never Watched Titanic. This is what it sounds like when doves cry.

Good call on Linus and his hardcore drug problem. Also, no way Charlie Brown isn't on the 'ludes.

I'm not sure there's a more satisfying video game experience than taking someone out with Oddjob's hat…or a more frustrating experience than shooting over the top of Oddjob while he's chopping you to death.

1997 was a huge year for expanding my pop culture horizons as it was the first year my family had cable.