"Hello…United States of…Amorica…I no bad did…Russia then…Me good politics."
"Ooh, he card read, bigly!"

If Pickle becomes Chief of Staff that would, shockingly, be only the second dumbest name of a person that held that office this year.

I hope some of HBO's money goes to support the poor interns who had to watch hours of Alex Jones and now are reprogrammed Ultra Heterosexual Caveman Truth Warriors.

Family vacation to Gatlinburg. Still, eerie. I'm thinking there's a Parent Trap like situation here.

You'll have to pry Austin City Limits from my cold, dead hands!

Your best bet is to watch the weekly ads for your local Walgreens or CVS. They regularly rotate full-size candy bars on sale for about 50-75 cents.

Does your local McDonald's have Hot Mustard sauce? I definitely remember it as a kid and it's my wife's all-time favorite, but nowhere in Southeastern Wisconsin has it. I've found it in the last five years in Northern Wisconsin and Tennessee, but it's just weird that nowhere near me has it.

Anyone who says the PB Twix with the chocolate cookie is just as good is a liar! C'mon Hershey's and start The Great Candy Wars and make Peanut Butter the next Cookie Layer Crunch Bar.

Highlight of Great White Shark's Wikipedia: "Arkham calls White 'The worst person I've ever met," a sentiment shared by several individuals—including The Joker, who states that although he's killed people '[he] didn't steal their kid's college funds.'"

Wikipedia's "Allies in Conflict" section for Batman is woefully short. Guy Gardner especially would like a word with them.

…And that's why everyone pleads insanity to end up in Arkham. Blackgate ain't no joke!

(FOX executive holds post up, complains that The Mob Doctor should have been a hit)

It's weird to think that Arrested Development's entire initial run happened during the course of Gilmore Girls, with GG starting 3 years earlier and ending one year later. I think I would need a Tobias/Kirk scene, a Papa Gilmore and George Bluth business deal and Mrs. Kim scolding GOB for trying to bring black magic…

"A pronounced state of arrested adolescence"

Oh…I'm aware. Still love those scenes and that movie.

What, a strange, strange mess of a movie. I saw it in high school and was completely bewildered how this even legally happened.

Woo Hoo! Democracy works! Well, for this feature at least.

Quantum of Solace was definitely one of the biggest letdowns of a follow-up for me. Casino Royals had me excited for the series again and then just nothing happens in Quantum. All I remember about that movie is the Jack White/Alicia Keys title song, the lady who got killed with oil and the opera scene.

Moonraker was randomly on a cable channel the other day and I was shocked at how jaw-dropping that opening scene was. The physics are ridiculous, but the lack of goofiness and gadgets really make it stand out from, well, pretty much all of Moore's run.

You are traveling through another dimension…a dimension not only of sight and sound…but of sounds slightly muddled by the age of your MP3 player…a journey into a wondrous land whose boundaries are that of 3GB of memory. Your Next Stop….The Twilight Zune.