South American Graffiti: The Forbidden Dance

It's been 10 years since The Simpsons Movie! Which means it's been about 15 years since I would have been excited for A Simpsons Movie!

Jane Kaczmarek's Judge Harm, who replaced the perfectly cromulent judge who's son Lionel Hutz ran over repeatedly!

It's a new day at DC! We can have fun!

"Even better than Reindeer Games?"
"Yes…even better than Reindeer Games!"

Steppenwolf has a Parademon set aside for me, for me, for meeeee.

Way to go Jonathon!*

Congratulations! The comics coverage here is a joy to read!

This feels like a fake movie title in a Hallmark Channel level movie where an actor is starring in a comedy called "Funny Man" or a war drama called "War."

Seeing Luis Guzman in this is a sad day for the students at Greendale Community College.

"You get nothing! You lose! Good day, sir!"-Life, speaking to Sean Spicer for the past six months.

Aww, then the guy with the broom shuffles out there and shoos him off the stage. Sweet!

Meh. Now if you told me he was making a movie based on his 1989 Starting Lineup Gary Carter figure, then I'd be excited! Look at all the points of articulation!

WWF? This is the Hulkster's comeback, baby!

Has Rick ever owned an elephant?

Hopefully it ends only after it looks like it's going to end in a really lame way, but then you find out it didn't and ends up ending in only a slightly less lame way shortly after.

But she replaced John Rhys-Davies…and basically replaced Sabrina Lloyd! They were the best parts!

Goodbye, Reince to know ya!

About 10 different late '80s/early '90s songs from movie trailers burst into my synapses when I read this.

So you think you can pay people to pee on a bed and continue to lie?