Let's talk about the real news here from John Oliver…he bought 5 wax presidents! Including three of the most scandal-ridden (Harding, Nixon, Clinton) the one who died after a month (William Henry Harrison) and Jimmy Carter (…is Smarter!).

A woman with an axe fighting alongside 300 men sounds like a Zack Snyder fever dream mashup of Wonder Woman and 300. It's incredibly lame that the French have been stereotyped as weak when they have countless stories of bravery and brutality in their history.

We few, we happy few, we band of Wikipedians…

"Nobody puts this car in neutral."

Don't worry…this is just freeing up room for the salary of new Grand Emperor of Science, Genetics and Black Magicks role that will be filled by Dr. Victor von Doom. You can trust him, he's a doctor!!!

Barron is The Expert, you know.

Ooh, that could work. The two Japanese guys could be deadly assassains, who learned English from Howard Cosell announcing, and the main villain just wants his two dollars from Deadpool. Climactic ski race scene and TJ Miller as Booger Armstrong? Just green light this already!

"Teen comedy in spandex…"

But Jimmy Carter is Smarter!

Fun fact: Peyton's brother Eli actually has the birth name of "Elisha Nelson Manning."

Considering this year saw both Wonder Woman and Baby Driver as bounce back projects from directors who were removed/left from Marvel films, there certainly seems to be life after Marvel and some missed opportunities for Marvel.

Wait…Quicksilver was the first Green Lantern???

Baby Got Back is actually about the dietary needs of anacondas.

And if you wanted to see a true piece of film promoting women's empowerment, you should have seen her in Diary of a Wimpy Kid: This is Still a Thing, I Guess?

Kill Bill Vol. 2 is certainly the dramatic and story-telling based part of the movies…but I think the trailer fight from that is one of my favorite logistic action sequences.

Ham4Some, Fiddler4Others

The envy of the Hypno Hustler?

(Scrolls down to 2005 pick to see if A History of Violence will talk about A History of Violence…)
Noooooo!…aww Donnie Yen, I can't be mad at you.

I struggle taking Kevin Feige seriously when he's constantly dressed as Super Dave Osborne as George Bluth's surrogate.

No need to fear, Sony has exclusive rights to Ben Reilly!